Read Your Vehicle Horoscope for January

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Aquarius: (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius1Sure Grandma may have sent you a nice check in the mail for Christmas, but that only gets you so far. Typically the New Year’s resolutions are focused on tightening your beltline, but we propose tightening up your spending. That doesn’t necessarily mean you need to eliminate all spending; just make smart choices. Nothing is smarter than considering the 2015 Chevrolet Spark. With an entry level price of just $12,270 and an EPA fuel economy of 31 City / 39 Hwy, even Warren Buffet would consider that an Aquarius2investment rather than an expense.

Aquarius3You aren’t typically one that likes to splurge too often, but if you are looking for that big ticket vehicle to consider this month, we offer the 2015 Porsche Caymen. Porsche has continued to make ownership more affordable and if you’ve looked at prices lately, it may not be as big of a splurge as you thought. Recently celebrated Hatchback and Wagon Week. If you are looking for a hatchback, consider the 2015 Nissan Leaf as its affordable and with the electric engine gets 126 City / 101 Hwy MPGe.


Pisces: (February 19 – March 20)

PiscesWe live in a digital age where we are often consumed with technology. Don’t get wrapped up in the hype of some of the newest products just because they are new. Your old phone works just fine and that 5.5in display is grossly oversized. However, the technology that is going into vehicles in 2015 is something you should definitely consider. You’ll have to wait a few years before you can buy a self-driving car, but the Mercedes-Benz S-Class is tomorrow’s car available today. This vehicle can scan the environment 360 degrees and interpret what it sees. It will give warning of any impending danger or apply the necessary force, speed up or brake, to avoid the danger.

Aries: (March 21 – April 19)

AriesBack in the day, you were a big deal; like a really BIG deal. We’re talking New Kids on the Block in the late 80’s type of big. What ever happened to that? You need a vehicle to help get that big persona going again and get you back to your former glory. The Chevrolet Colorado is the new guy in town and has been turning heads at every auto show and stop light across America.


Taurus: (April 20 – May 20)

TaurusIn the famous words of B. Rabbit from the 2002 movie 8 Mile, “Do you ever wonder at what point you just say ‘skip it’ man? Like when you gotta stop living up here, and start living down here?” Lately you have been a lot like B. Rabbit. You need to pull yourself out of that negative funk you’ve been in lately. What’s the best way to do that you ask? Two words: New – Car. You want two more words? Land Rover Range Rover. Ok, so maybe that was more than two but you get the point. You’ve got one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you’ve ever wanted. Carpe Diem.

Gemini: (May 21 – June 20)

GeminiWhile you have spent a lot of time gunning for a job promotion or a higher position in the company, there is also someone eyeballing that same desk and working as hard as you to prove they deserve it. Sometimes you have to be willing to prove you can do the little things for your company before they trust you with additional responsibility. Tomorrow try grabbing the coffee or bringing a dozen donuts to reward the team for their hard work. Doing this will help you get that big, fat bonus and ultimately allow you to buy your dream car, 2015 Audi A6.

Cancer: (June 21 – July 22)

CancerFamily is of the utmost importance to you, especially with the recent holidays. You are excited to continue spending time with those you love most; even the in-laws. You’ll need a reliable vehicle to continue to get you over the river and through the woods. Therefore we recommend considering the Scion xB. It’s a five door hatchback with enough room for your whole crew and cargo.


Leo: (July 23 – August 22)

LeoThe perfect words to describe you is fearless leader and you radiate so much confidence that if you led the charge into a pack of wolves wearing a Lady Gaga meat dress, others would still follow. You need a car that leads the charge as well. Currently that would be Lincoln who have gone from a small following to a household name with several new additions to their lineup and their interesting Matthew McConaughey commercials. Consider the Lincoln MKX this month to help lead you to better days.


Virgo: (August 23 – September 23)

VirgoWhen you leave your house, you are prepared for anything. You are the type that always carries anything you could possibly need through any type of situation. Need a bandage; you got one. Your friend’s cell phone is dead; you’ve got his same charger. Electricity goes out… Well you get the point. You need a car with as much storage as you can get to hold all those necessary things you may need. We’ve got just the car for you this month. Consider the Chevrolet Suburban which has more than enough room to hold anything you may need.


Libra: (September 23 – October 22)

LibraThe Libra symbol is a scale which symbolizes balance in your life and you need a well-balanced car to match that. This includes a good balance between horsepower and fuel economy or vehicle cost and level or luxury. This car may be too big or that car may be too small but we’ve got one that’s just right. We recommend the Kia Sportage this month as its 260 horsepower engine gets 21 City / 26 Hwy and is affordably priced at $22,495.


Scorpio: (October 23 – November 21)

ScorpioYou are a fashionista and a trend setter. People look to you for the newest and latest technology and clothing style. You don’t mind forking over the coin in order to pay for the newest gadgets and gizmos either. The Alfa Romero 4C is just that trend-setting vehicle you are looking for. In 2015 Alfa Romero vehicles are finally available in America and because you are such an early adaptor, you’ll want to hurry and buy one now. If you’re not first you’re last.


Sagittarius: (November 22 – December 21)

SagittariusIf Inspector Gadget and MacGyver somehow had a child together, it would be a lot like you. You are able to turn any situation around at a moment’s notice by using just your cell phone. You use your phone for everything from phone calls and text messages to paying for groceries and a TV remote. You need a car that can have that same functionality. The 2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee has enough technology to make even James Bond blush.


Capricorn: (December 22 – January 19)

CapricornAs a Capricorn, you bust your hump each and every day, day in and day out. You are extremely self-driven and don’t always need someone to pat you on the back to tell you, “good job.” You work so hard that you sometimes forget to reward yourself for that hard work. It’s ok to pat yourself on the back every once in a while. Why do you continue to drive that late model Ford? Trade your baby in and upgrade to a new 2015 Lincoln MKC. Not to get confused with the MKX, the MKC is the newest addition to the Lincoln lineup and is a conveniently priced luxury SUV at just $33,100 base priced.